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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Blake's Q Score is Climbing

Blake is starting to pop up everywhere.  After having a killer rookie year, Blake has been in commercials, comedy shorts, talk shows, and more.  He's also been featured on the covers of Sports Illustrated's NBA Preview Issue, and ESPN's The Body Issue.  Now you can put Men's Health on the list.  Look for Blake's popularity to continue to rise as he becomes one of the most popular crossover athletes since Jordan.

Playing in LA definitely has its benefits. 

“Most of my baskets [against the Pacers] came from midrange jumpers…I was the finesse player people said I couldn’t be. I’m excited to show how I’ve added to that part of my game.”

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Introducing the 'New Clippers'


A new era is emerging in the 'other' home locker room at the Staples Center.  After years and years of misery, the present and future looks bright for the Clippers.  On Wednesday, the league approved a trade where Chris Paul would go to the Clippers and Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman, Al-Farouq Aminu, and the 2012 Timberwolves' first round draft pick would go to the Hornets.

What does this mean for Blake Griffin?

In a nutshell, this deal combined with the re-signing of DeAndre Jordan, creates probably the most explosive combination in basketball.  Personally, I'm salivating over the thought of CP3 throwing up lobs to 2 of the 3 top dunkers in the NBA.  We've seen the way Paul makes the game so easy for talented players like Tyson Chandler, and now he has 2 guys that can jump out of the gym to pass to.

I fully expect this dynamic to produce enormous amounts of highlight reel dunks and easy transition baskets for the Clippers as they stride into the playoffs.  They might even win a series or 2.  Wouldn't that be something?

Blake Makes Half Court Shot

While sitting down...

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Ping Pong Pwned

Looks like Blake got another sponsor in Red Bull and made another funny video to add to his reel.  You're so Hollywood Blake.  Keep it up.
Blake's Forrest Gump impersonation.
Watch Blake get his ass kicked by a girl here.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Blake works at Subway

Is there anything this guy can't do?  Extreme posterizing, internet comedy, and now sandwich making?  Man, this guy is gooood.
"This $5 footlong is delicious"

Blake multi-tasking

Monday, December 5, 2011

Blake Flying with Jordan

I don't know about you, but I cannot wait to see more freakish athleticism out of Blake Griffin this year...
It's a good thing DeAndre Jordan was there to tether Blake before he flew away

Saturday, December 3, 2011

"We're going to go to the playoffs this year" - Mo Williams

When training facilities opened Thursday, Blake was the first player to get to the Clippers' training facility and worked out for about 2 hours according to reports.  That is an indicator of the work ethic of the Clippers' superstar in the making.
Blake returning to practice (thanks Genaro Molina / Los Angeles Times) 

This kind of dedication and leadership combined with his basketball talents are part of the reason the Clippers are poised for a breakout season.  Mo Williams has already made the bold prediction of guaranteeing a playoff birth this season.  I feel strangely comfortable with the idea of the Clippers in the West best 8.  In fact, I have a feeling that they'll do more than scrape in and might see themselves as high as the 4th or 5th seed if everything comes together. Not only that, but their long term future looks bright too.

The team has a young core of 23-year-old center DeAndre Jordan, 22-year old Blake Griffin, and guard Eric Gordan, who turns 23 on Christmas day.  Considering Jordan and Griffin were 2 of the 3 most frequent dunkers in the NBA, Gordan will be getting a lot of easy assists for a long time.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Some funny tweets from @Blakegriffin

Kid at mall: "hi" Me: "hi" Kid: "u play bball?" Me: "yes" Kid: "are u lebron?" Me: "no" Kid: "oh" Is there a charity for colorblind kids?


Just faked a phone call to get out of signing a petition then got stuck in traffic 

This must be how the guys in Space Jam felt when MJ gave them their powers back through that old basketball.


If the guy in the Hanes commercial was clowning my "bacon neck" to Michael Jordan right in front of me, we'd have problems.


Congrats to the girls sitting in the background behind the judges on tv talent shows. You're better looking than the rest of the audience.


I take my iphone off silent when I send an email just to hear the "swoosh" sound it makes 

Rise 'n grid. Tweoples! New day, new way 2 b a better u. Only way 2 get 2 da top of da mtn iz 2 climb. Don't forget ur hikin' boots. .


Does a bear sit in the woods? (auto-corrected sayings that still work)


I'm the king of letting my phone ring for a while before I pick it up so it seems like I'm busy


Fact: Every baseball player is required to spit at least once each time the camera is on him 

I see a lot of angry looking people for all of this "lol'ing" that's supposedly going on in the world today.


In my darker days I did nude modeling for my local YMCA art class and  was there  

Which one is the "half man" on 'Two and a Half Men' these days?


"Your move, Ochocinco!"- Metta World Peace/Ron Artest


Attention Actresses: If you've EVER taken nude pics, prepare a statement now for when some guy steals/releases them. It's gonna happen.


Twitter has taught me to always enlarge a persons profile picture before judging them


People: Stop asking your dogs "Who's a good boy?!" 5 different times in 5 different voices. They can't understand or respond.


Shout out to the dude in the hummer on the 405 who just flipped off an old lady for no reason. The devil is smiling. 

There should be a TV show where you go through peoples google search history unannounced and call it "You're Weirder Than I Thought"


"oh I KNOW you didn't leave me for for THIS chump?!?!?" -every person ever on Cheaters/Jerry Springer: I cheated edition



Wednesday, November 30, 2011

NBA is coming back for Christmas!

To honor the occasion of the NBA Lockout ending, the regular season is planned to start in an epic triple header showcasing stars like Kobe Bryant, Derrick Rose, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Dirk Nowitzki, Carmelo Anthony, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and more.

 Even with all those great stars, Sports Illustrated chose Blake Griffin to grace the cover of the NBA Preview issue because he will be one of the biggest stories in the league again this year.  Look out for a MONSTER sophomore year from Blake and get ready for the Clippers to be a playoff contender.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Little Blake

Check out this Funny or Die comedy short starring Blake and Little Blake.  It's kinda funny!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5cfc0a543c/lil-blake


AAAAND this one is actually better

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6336

Best line:  "Fuck you Will Ferrell" - Blake Griffin

"Your hair looks a lot like mine" - not a real quote

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Blake interns for Funny or Die

There have been a lot of athletes to cross over into the real of film and comedy, but few have put in their due diligence.  Since Blake Griffin had a lot more time on his hands during the NBA lockout, he turned to his backup career of comedy by interning for Will Ferrell at Funny or Die.  Check it out.

Sports Illustrated's article
Facebook photo album from Blake's stint

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Blake's first triple double!

Last night Blake had another monster game to add to his ridiculous resume. A triple double with 33 points, 17 rebounds, and 10 assists on 14-19 shooting with more highlight reel dunks.  Check it out here

Espn recap

Huge 2 handed putback dunk

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Check out Griffin's Acting Chops

Blake promting Jordan Cameron spoofing Michael Jordan...solid effort

Living in LA gives Giffin the opportunity to be funny with great production value.  This is a video trying to sell NFL Draft hopeful Jordan Cameron's own freakish abilities.  Check it out!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Blake Griffin alley-oop reverse jam.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Hey-everyone-Blake-Griffin?urn=nba-311234

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Blake Griffin Photos

Thanks http://www.posterized.net/blake-griffin-top-10-funny-pictures

Thanks http://sports.popcrunch.com/category/blake-griffin/

Monday, January 17, 2011

Blake Griffin is a Monster!

After the Clippers beat the Lakers last night, I felt compelled to start a blog focused on the monster that is Blake Griffin. Today, right now, I'm watching the Clippers take on the Pacers and Griffin has 30 points and 8 rebounds with 10:41 left in the 3rd quarter. He's on pace to score over 50 points the game after he scored only 2 in the first quarter against the Lakers.

The Lakers game will be an inflection point in the meteoric rise of Blake Griffin's career.

Sidenote, Blake grabbed his 10th rebound at about the 9:30 mark adding to his record streak of double-doubles by a rookie.

The Lakers were well aware of what Blake Griffin was about when the game started last night. For most of the first half, the Lakers had their way with him and he old managed one basket (a sweet dunk of course). After starting the second half slowly, he got out on a fast break and started licking his chops as he looked to throw down a monster dunk over little Derek Fisher. The veteran Fisher knew this so he put Griffin on his ass. Blake picked himself up, brushed himself off, hit the free throws, then "punked" the Lakers according to Kobe himself. The lesson: don't wake a sleeping dragon.

Then Lamar Odom decided to grab his Jersey and try to throw him around, but Blake is too big and he just walked away. Barron Davis and his teammates jumped in to defend Griffin.

With about ten minutes left in the game, there are some interesting stats to look at. It's a close game at 88-88. Griffin has 36 points and 12 rebounds. Barron Davis has 11 assists, Gordon has 23 points, Granger has 29 for the Pacers and Collison has 24 points and 7 assists. The Pacers big shot blocker, Hibbert has been neutralized on the bench with 5 fouls. Griffin is sitting on the bench resting up for a big finish.

Griffin just checked back into the game and got his first touch at 8:07 left in the game. When he entered, they posted on the screen that he's shooting 15-19 today. His energy is contagious, as his team ran off a quick 7 points before Blake his a jump shot off the glass.

At the 5 and a half minute mark, Griffin made a play that shows his tenacity. He took a shot, missed, got to the other side of the glass to attempt a tip, grabbed the loose ball, and fought his way up to make a little hook shot and finished off the 3 point play for his 41st point with 14 rebounds.

At the 2 minute mark, the announcers start to worry as they question the coach's decision to not take another timeout. He lets them play because they already know the strategy: Give the ball to Blake Griffin and let him do what he does. They do and he backs his man down and scores on a tough little jump hook. The lead is back up to 5.

With a nice move he scored to put his team up 114-107 and score his 47th point, the most in the league all year. As the clock runs down with the game in hand, the Clippers fans stand and cheer for a team that is truly deserving. 47 points and 14 rebounds with plenty of highlights.

Blake gets the post game interview and he does a great job giving plenty of praise to his team and teammates. Everyone else is starting to talk about him so there's little reason to him to talk about himself.